Tolkien Fan Fiction
Tolkien Fan Fiction
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Vistula's Filk Frenzy
By:Vistula the Dunadan
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It Would Be My Precious

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To the tune of Wouldn’t It be Loverly from My Fair Lady. Written from Gollum’s POV.

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All I want is a Ring to wear,
To disappear while all others stare.
And I would never share...

‘Cause it would be my Precious.

Lots of rabbits for me to munch,
Worms for breakfast and fish for lunch.
I’d catch a whole big bunch...

With the helpses of my Precious!

Oh, my Precious, even after years it haunts me still.
And that nasty Bagginses...
Oh how I would love to kill.

Something wonderful it would be,
My birthday present all glittery.
A Ring that’s just for me...

And it would be My Precious!
My Precious...
My Precious...
My Precious!

‘Cause it would be my Precious!
...Gollum...