Tolkien Fan Fiction
Tolkien Fan Fiction
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Only a Second or Two
By:Larner
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Miscalculation

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XI. Cue: Contrasts in humor



Miscalculation


“Look at these!” Pippin exclaimed.

“Wigs!” said Merry, holding one up. “And this one looks just like....”

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That evening the younger Hobbits fetched away meals for themselves. When the company entered the Hall of Fire, it was to find what appeared to be a very small Elrond seated in his chair. “Mithrandito!” he bellowed.

An equally small wizard appeared and delivered into Gandalf’s hands a particularly large pipe. Somehow no one seemed surprised when it exploded with a flash and a cloud of smoke.

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“No sense of humor,” sighed Pippin as they scrubbed the floor with nailbrushes. Their guard snickered.