Gollum discovers that his Precious is missing.
Here it is. The hole where we keeps it, our birthday-present. We reaches inside. Where is it? We always keeps it here, no nassssty goblins pawing and prying...
We used it to hunt them, yes, for we must eat. But we put it back, didn't we? We always puts it back, we cannot lose it after so long...
"Curse the Baggins! It's gone! What has it got in its pocketses? Oh we we guess, we guess..."