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The Dúnedain Song
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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(When boredom strikes, it strikes hard. You should recognize this as the Lumberjack song by Monty Python.)

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I'm a Dúnedain, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night. I work all day.

Dúnedain: He's a Dúnedain, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I hunt down orcs. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

Dúnedain: He hunts down orcs. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.

Chorus: I'm (He's) a Dúnedain, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

I hunt down orcs. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on hobbit’s clothing
And hang around in pubs.

Dúnedain: He hunts down orcs. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on hobbit’s clothing
And hangs around in pubs?!

Chorus: I'm (He's) a Dúnedain, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

I hunt down orcs. I wear fake feet,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a hobbit,
Just like my dear Frodo!

Dúnedain: He hunts down orcs. He wears fake feet,
Suspendies, and a bra?!

Chorus: I'm (He's) a Dúnedain, and I'm (he's) okay.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

Yes, I'm (He's) a Dúnedain, and I'm (he's) ok-a-y.
I (He) sleep(s) all night and I (he) work(s) all day.

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A Dúnedain is basically a Ranger (in other words, picture Aragorn singing).

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