Oh forget it. I can’t think straight. I’d rather spend eternity with a certain Noldorin nutcase than here with this whiney ex-dark lord. Oh for pity’s sake, Sauron...
Note from Arandil:
The notebook just stops there. I hope you have all enjoyed the experience of reading this, and that you haven’t been scarred for life by these awful story ideas.
Hugs and Cookies,
Arandil