To the tune of Wouldn’t It be Loverly from My Fair Lady. Written from Gollum’s POV.
To disappear while all others stare.
And I would never share...
‘Cause it would be my Precious.
Lots of rabbits for me to munch,
Worms for breakfast and fish for lunch.
I’d catch a whole big bunch...
With the helpses of my Precious!
Oh, my Precious, even after years it haunts me still.
And that nasty Bagginses...
Oh how I would love to kill.
Something wonderful it would be,
My birthday present all glittery.
A Ring that’s just for me...
And it would be My Precious!
My Precious...
My Precious...
My Precious!
‘Cause it would be my Precious!
...Gollum...